What is ZOVID-25?

A Warning from a Friendly Time Traveler

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
Dr. Richard Romero
John Doe
"The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it."
Dr. John Mengele
Creator of Zovid-25

Rules for the Zombie Apocalypse


When the virus strikes, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go will be the the fatties.

Double Tap

In those moments when you're not sure the undead are really dead dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets.

Beware of Bathrooms

Zombies know to hang around them, caution can help avoid an ambush. Don't let them catch you with your pants down.

Check the Back Seat

Zombies or little girls with guns may hide there, don't be caught off guard.

Limber Up

Going down that hill, it is very important. A muscle cramp during a zombie chase is a death sentence.

Enjoy the Little Things

Zombieland is harsh, enjoy happiness where it can be found to stay sane.