"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
Dr. Richard Romero
PHD, S.H.I.T
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John Doe
Fatty
"The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it."
Dr. John Mengele
Creator of Zovid-25
Rules for the Zombie Apocalypse
Cardio
When the virus strikes, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go will be the the fatties.
Double Tap
In those moments when you're not sure the undead are really dead dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets.
Beware of Bathrooms
Zombies know to hang around them, caution can help avoid an ambush. Don't let them catch you with your pants down.
Check the Back Seat
Zombies or little girls with guns may hide there, don't be caught off guard.
Limber Up
Going down that hill, it is very important. A muscle cramp during a zombie chase is a death sentence.
Enjoy the Little Things
Zombieland is harsh, enjoy happiness where it can be found to stay sane.